
He’s small, he’s wooden, and he has something to say.
This hand-carved monkey is sitting upright, looking you dead in the eye, and flipping you the bird — all from a single piece of solid Monkeypod wood. The expression on...
He’s small, he’s wooden, and he has something to say.
This hand-carved monkey is sitting upright, looking you dead in the eye, and flipping you the bird — all from a single piece of solid Monkeypod wood. The expression on his face is what sells it: total deadpan, zero regrets. It’s crude, it’s hilarious, and it’s carved with surprising detail and craftsmanship.
Every monkey is carved entirely by hand by skilled Balinese artisans, so no two are exactly alike. The rich, dark tones of the Monkeypod wood and the textured fur detailing make this feel less like a gag gift and more like a legitimate piece of art — that just happens to be wildly inappropriate.
Perfect for the friend who has everything, the coworker who deserves it, or anyone with a sense of humor. Display it on a desk, bar shelf, bathroom counter, or anywhere that could use a little attitude.
Available in three sizes — because sometimes you need to make a bigger statement.
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Details
Material: Solid Monkeypod wood
Finish: Natural wood with hand-polished detail
Carving: Fully detailed front and back
Small — 4” (10cm) · $19.99
Medium — 6” (15cm) · $29.99
Large — 8” (20cm) · $39.99
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Mailed From Maui · Shipped with Aloha
Shipping from Maui, Hawai'i
All orders are packed with care on Maui and shipped within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery within the US typically takes 5–7 business days.
Hawaiʻi and Alaska orders arrive in 3–5 business days. We also ship internationally — delivery times vary by destination.
Orders over $50 ship free within the US! Oversized items may have separate shipping rates noted in the product description.
Handcrafted by Artisan Families
Every piece is made by skilled artisan families we work with directly in Bali, Indonesia. We visit their workshops personally and know every maker by name — no middlemen, no mass production.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
If you’re not completely happy with your purchase, we’ll make it right. Reach out within 14 days and we’ll arrange a return or exchange — no questions asked.
Sustainable & Fair
We pay fair wages, source materials responsibly, and ship with recyclable packaging. Your purchase directly supports independent artisan communities.