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Hand-Carved Middle Finger Monkey · Monkeypod Wood · Funny Gift

$19.99

He’s small, he’s wooden, and he has something to say.


This hand-carved monkey is sitting upright, looking you dead in the eye, and flipping you the bird — all from a single piece of solid Monkeypod wood. The expression on...

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He’s small, he’s wooden, and he has something to say.


This hand-carved monkey is sitting upright, looking you dead in the eye, and flipping you the bird — all from a single piece of solid Monkeypod wood. The expression on his face is what sells it: total deadpan, zero regrets. It’s crude, it’s hilarious, and it’s carved with surprising detail and craftsmanship.


Every monkey is carved entirely by hand by skilled Balinese artisans, so no two are exactly alike. The rich, dark tones of the Monkeypod wood and the textured fur detailing make this feel less like a gag gift and more like a legitimate piece of art — that just happens to be wildly inappropriate.


Perfect for the friend who has everything, the coworker who deserves it, or anyone with a sense of humor. Display it on a desk, bar shelf, bathroom counter, or anywhere that could use a little attitude.


Available in three sizes — because sometimes you need to make a bigger statement.


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Details
Material: Solid Monkeypod wood
Finish: Natural wood with hand-polished detail
Carving: Fully detailed front and back
Small — 4” (10cm) · $19.99
Medium — 6” (15cm) · $29.99
Large — 8” (20cm) · $39.99


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